Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
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bobsanction 18
Oh boo ******* hoo. He obviously loves you enough to propose. Quit being a selfish bitch.
the4starr 3
COD I'm guessing ? :S
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Comments (220)
LadyTammyA 0
I really don't see what the big deal is. You clearly knew about his game playing, long before you ever said yes to him, so why the surprise/indignation now?? Or are you one of those women that is convinced you'll change your guy into the perfect "image"? If so, get over yourself!!
Zosiaaa 0
It's COD - it's a male version of chocolate, shoes and diamonds combined. Suck it up. I bet you force him to watch all your chick shows.
capricaz 0
What's the problem? If it was me, I would have joined him at his game.
mylifesucksserio 15
this sounds made up, no guy can be that much of an asshole, Can they ?
alex112094 5
Bad Company 2 is also good. :D
valri3 0
Go and play with him!
salmendoza9 0
he was just celebrating
cowboyy_fml 0
that's gay just give him the ring back and tell him to go get a life
Skroal_stomper 5
38. You're too young to understand. When you grow up some you will get it.
moosemonkey1000 6
somebody is never getting married. p.s. i'm talking about you..
Skroal_stomper 5
Who me? too late for that
Freeze_fml 17
Almost two years? Oh boy.
Skroal_stomper 5
What is he suppose to do? It pisses me off that my wife bitches every time I get on the 360. She will not even try it. She commented about how she would rather play pac-man. I downloaded pac-man for her and still won't touch the game. She just continues with the bitching. I need a women that understands and will join in.
maskedman 9
I'm with you on this one. I go to romantic, girly movies with my woman. I cuddle and watch Snapped with her. I even have sex with her when she's in the mood. But as soon as I pick up my controller she says,"you never want to do anything with me!". I say,"Heifer, you never want to anything with me."
Skroal_stomper 5
My wife does exact same thing.
duhh10 0
Aww, that's too bad. OP, I understand xbl steals souls but if you haven't tried playing with him, go for it. I play b ops and halo with my boyfriend. At least he proposed. My boyfriend makes excuses because he's afraid of commitment. He wants to get married but he's scared. Can't knock it til you tried it. :)
grandpaearthling 2
my younger son is lucky. his wife is hot. plats ps3, goes camping, fishing and hunting. amen for hot Alaskan babes
CitrusGirl 0
Maybe you should stop whining about your spouse on the Internet and actually talk to her. If you'd rather bitch to random Internet people about your marriage problems than try to fix it you must have horrible communication in your marriage.
CitrusGirl 0
And I may be young but I've been with the same guy for 2 & 1/2 years. When there's a problem we don't whine about it to our friends. We sit down and talk about it. I'm sorry if I sounded rude before but it irritates me when people growl about their relationship. Fix it, accept it, or leave it.
auto_da_fe 2
That sounds really frustrating :( I at least try games with my boyfriend because I know when we have our own apartment that's what he'll be doing in some of his free time, since that's really the only thing he has for entertainment at his house (he lives an hour away from town in the mountains and currently has no phone service.) CitrusGirl, it kind of sounds like he's talked to her about it before (because of the Pac-man), but I don't think it was necessary for him to vent online either.
capricaz 0
that sucks for you!. My bf loves the fact that I am a dork just like him. He plays his xbox and I come over to play the latest computer games on his computer because mine is too slow :(. Sometiems we play xbox together if game has a dual mode.