Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
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bobsanction 18
Oh boo ******* hoo. He obviously loves you enough to propose. Quit being a selfish bitch.
the4starr 3
COD I'm guessing ? :S
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Comments (220)
angelove91 0
i dnt see how this on fml at least he did everything else perfect! quit whining and get used to it cause thats the life of marriage is!
gelica87 0
that sucks.
Sparkiee93 3
Wait... what was he suppose to do?
FukYurLife_89 0
wats bad about that?
iiNanix3 0
Uhm, okay and..? Wow, whiner much?
sfv818danny 0
what? he sounds like a looser
TheNewGuy03 29
so, he got down on one knee and proposed. great, but i'm assuming you want him to get down on both knees and eat you out. or maybe spend even more money on you! what do you expect? do you want a guy that you can pull around by the balls so you can get your every whim? sorry, lady, the world doesn't work like that. maybe you should have waited a bit longer than two years, because you clearly know nothing about your man. dear god. |the kid|
jeffswife 0
Women are just never happy, are they? Deal with it. Be lucky he proposed with a ring at all and shut the hell up.
AnonTheGreat 7
He had better be playing Fallout New Vegas! :D
xxxDeathBat7xxx 0
****** asshole for playing 360...get a ps3 instead!