nerd
Today, I understand the finer points of the government in Star Wars better than I understand the U.S. government. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
parishiltonsbff
United States
Today, I realized that I know more about Paris Hilton's cervix than how my government is run. FML
djxerxes9000
Canada
Today, I had an in-depth conversation at work about how technically Luke Skywalker was never a Jedi Master. Highlight of my working day. FML
theDarkandtheLight
Star Bores
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Avery
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML
sister of an angry nerd
Today, I went to see Star Wars with my brother. The entire time he talked about how scientifically inaccurate and improbable the entire movie was. FML
Nadaz
Charlotte, United States
What's worse?
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
Fuzzy
Australia
Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my lounge room, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, in front of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML
DLS
United States
Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
Anonymous
Taren Point, Australia
Culture war bullshit
Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML
Anonymous
Yucaipa, United States
Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML
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Bloo2555 22
It should be much easier to understand the governments in Star Wars as they're not going through all the crap ours is.
pjsr 33
Very sad. The Constitution sets forth one of the simplest and most timeless forms of government ever. It’s over 225 years old and has only needed a very limited number of amendments.
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wenediekatt 18
Maybe this is why Trump is president.. YDI for not informing yourself
Bloo2555 22
It should be much easier to understand the governments in Star Wars as they're not going through all the crap ours is.
pjsr 33
Very sad. The Constitution sets forth one of the simplest and most timeless forms of government ever. It’s over 225 years old and has only needed a very limited number of amendments.
Dukenorton 10
I don’t even think the US government understands the US government