Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
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omargosh 1
your fault.
butterflyhearts 0
its not really his fault. after guys cum they can get real tired. Has to do with testosterone... i think. I get tired after sex cuz of cumming all the time. really its not his fault. and for all of u who are saying that she's bad.... shut up. xoxo Perdix tell me if im right.
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Comments (148)
johnsonchicklet 0
*cough* shouldve waited for more than a month prostitue*cough*
Mifflicious 18
#43, she didn't get paid, so obviously she isn't a prostitute. Don't judge people just because you can't get laid.
anqie 3
i was fukin jokin damn eww yu think i would do dat thats so discustin
BrownSugar_fml 5
lmao @ #35!!! And this is so not real, who falls asleep during sex?? I mean unless you're drunk...
anqie 3
i was jokin damn yu think i would do dat dats fukin discustin im still a virgin fyi...so stfu
anqie 3
stfu yu think i would do dat dats fukin diskustinnnnn i was fukin jokin damn asshole
sparxva 12
You must be really bad at it. Maybe you can watch some **** and get se pointers?Or you could join a convent.
terriibabiiix23 0
maybe he just really tired from pleasuring you in the shower. just a thought.
ImKindaAmazing 0
get rid of him
XxSKELETOxX 0
LMAO at #36! If you're going to be a grammar nazi spell the word 'grammar' right, idiot.
anqie 3
stfu i have an education and i'm certain it's better than yours
areyouserial 5
Please, just shut up.