Today, my boyfriend of 5 years admitted why his pet name for me is "his beautiful swan". Apparently, the first few years we were dating, he and his friends secretly referred to me as "the ugly duckling" because my sister was so much hotter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
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JFox 8
His friends are total assholes, but at least HE loves you, right ? :]
meanie_monday 0
at least now he thinks you're beautiful, right? at least I hope so...
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Comments (124)
monkeylover 0
man. wow. i know it was compliment...but...jeez. what an asshole. why would he even allow his friends to refer to you as an ugly duckling. yea...he's a douche. =(
kittydelusional 0
duuudeee, what a douche.
fmylife_hardcore 0
I find it sweet cause to his friends you were an ugly duckling, but to him you were always his beautiful swan. Not an FML, i mean, unless HE thinks your sister is hot.
Sorrytohearthat 0
Who cares? He thinks you're beautiful. That's great!
rawrimapenguin 0
"he and his friends secretly referred to me as "the ugly duckling" " she wasn't always his beautiful swan.. XD
kaycox3 0
this isn't an FML really...
loganmorganml1 0
I can totally relate 2 that :/
PwoperSunny 0
Who cares, **** them, you should be happy he turned it into something lovely and caring. :)
Brex 2
Hahahahahaha...
lilrocker90 10
That's so sweet of your boyfriend
Filthy_Animal 25
THAT was so obvious...