Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
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iNewKid 20
You're better off without him if he's such a jerk. Cheer up, get a drink with your friends and have fun! You'll find your Mr. Right :).
luckypants 17
Wow, what an asshole. Brush that off and move on; most guys would not do that to you.
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Comments (88)
TMWhisp 22
That's so lame. Forget about that loser, there are plenty of fish in the sea.
pete9913 23
That sucks OP. You'd think after three years he could have had a little more respect for your feelings.
dragoongirl90 34
What a coward. I had this happen once, at midnight as it became my birthday. He dumped me and then blocked me so that I couldn't even call him a coward. So sorry this happened, OP. I hope your healing process doesn't take too long and hopefully you feel like you've dodged a bullet sooner rather than later. Three years is hard to get over. My thoughts are with you.
Cebolamole 13
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chalalala_fml 2
“Cry. Forgive. Learn. Move on. Let your tears water the seeds of your future happiness.”
FalloutScrolls 25
Well, on the bright side, you'll never have to deal with that immature ass ever again. What a coward.
enxhi96 21
Ugh, how did you put up with this douchebag for three years? Time to find someone who actually respects your feelings.
Rkikkas9713 25
Just because he's a coward and did a huge douchebag move doesn't mean he's a douchebag. There's a plethora of reasons why he could've done it, none are acceptable of course, but reasons nonetheless.
TheNewGuy03 29
^ none of that makes an iota of sense
TheNewGuy03 29
53, sure I considered it, and it continued not making sense. We all **** shit up, intentionally or otherwise, but if you continue to exhibit douchebaggery on a regular basis and never learn from your ****-ups, then you are a bona fide douchebag, stamped and sealed. It also makes you stupid. (Not singular "you," of course. I'm not calling you stupid.)
souneshi 10
I'm sorry, OP. You can do better.
BlueHorizons 8
Sounds like your ex is an inconsiderate douche OP. You're likely better off without him. That was a fairly cruel thing that he did to you.
hugtrees13 16
Why is everyone's response to immediately move on? Doubt people can move on a day after ending a 3 Year relationship
Keiraquarium 12
No but you can begin to try. I think what people are saying is that, if he's willing to do something as cowardly as this, OP shouldn't give him a second thought and should just cut him out of her life from now on. And I agree