Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
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iNewKid 20
You're better off without him if he's such a jerk. Cheer up, get a drink with your friends and have fun! You'll find your Mr. Right :).
luckypants 17
Wow, what an asshole. Brush that off and move on; most guys would not do that to you.
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Comments (88)
brew44 15
I'm sorry, my boyfriend recently did something similar .
guttedbrit 26
I've dated many guys like this, one of which abandoned me out of nowhere and never spoke to me again as a way of breaking up. Men like this are childish and cruel, and love the idea of hurting somebody they supposedly love. In my opinion, actions like these aren't normal and there's got to be something wrong up there to enjoy these actions they play out. But believe me when I say that you ARE better off. And you WILL be okay. One day you'll find somebody who respects you, while he will continue his string of games and inevitably end up alone. Sending hugs from the UK, OP.
LycanGod 27
If you have dated "many like that" wouldn't it be that out of all those bad relationships you are the common denominator?
dragoongirl90 34
61, what a jerk thing to say. Sometimes... Good, kind hearted people get targeted by evil, callus fuckwads and we think they're different at first but they show they're true colors later. 55, I've been there. I understand how it seems like you somehow dated the same jerk over and over but with a different face. Every guy until the one I have now has been an abandoning SOB.
dragoongirl90 34
Oh and 55 I meant to add that what you said was very well said.
nitrog100 21
I agree. If you run into an a-hole in the morning, you ran into an a-hole. If you run into a-holes all day, you're the a-hole.
dragoongirl90 34
67, YOU are an a-hole for thinking that. Oh look, I just ran into another one.
guttedbrit 26
#61 & #67 That's a very rude thing to say, especially when you don't know me personally, nor my experiences down to a T. I spent a long time wondering if I was in fact the problem, but I know that I am not. I am a kind person and I never gave an ounce of grief. I was simply unlucky. But not any more.
guttedbrit 26
Also #83 thank you for your kind words :)
JuicyJJ 9
What an a*shole!
jecaann0194 5
You are better off without him!
ezrajab 22
Damn sorry op you can do better
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
Alright he's a dick. He did you a favour. Be glad
jicou 7
What a moron. Sorry for You op
mads_nicole 19
Daaaaamn. He did you dirty. Sorry OP!
jtfrisch 22
HOLY ******* SAVAGE LMAO
Girlshotdown1 21
Wow...... That is ****** up