Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
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Top comments
iNewKid 20
You're better off without him if he's such a jerk. Cheer up, get a drink with your friends and have fun! You'll find your Mr. Right :).
luckypants 17
Wow, what an asshole. Brush that off and move on; most guys would not do that to you.
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Comments (88)
rubysoho423 16
What a dick
monkeyxD 19
I cannot begin to comprehend this, except maybe say wrong fml? O.o
GetRektBro 15
Wow I never saw that one coming...
smoothies14 32
Sounds like the relationship had an overly physical aspect. I don't see how a guy with that kind of character would last long except in the instance of OP's judgment being impaired by desire. Taking that into account, this is probably an especially hard breakup.
juicy_extasy 25
Your ex is cold and cruel. Good riddance!
vikky538 29
Omg.. That's the worst...
worldclassrager 41
So a break up via Facebook I would assume...no balls there at all...glad he is gone...
OneFourNine 9
Change your locks. Have a party. Find someone better.
gilligan_isle 6
Sounds like the magic wore off and he turned back in to the mouse he was rather than the white horse you thought he was. Sorry OP plenty of great guys out there though
LycanGod 27
what a douche. don't worry OP. karma is a bitch