Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML
Today I was really hitting it off with my blind date and was eager to arrange a second date. I gave him my number and he decided to call my phone so I could save his number. My phone didn’t ring. He got upset because he thought I gave him a fake number and stormed off. The battery was dead. FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML
Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML
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Remegy 3
worse for her: i finally get the nerve to call this guy that i've had a crush on for months. He answers and we start talking. i ask him what he's doing tonight... then he hangs up. FML
john_fml 0
Call her back! Plug your phone in!
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Comments (27)
john_fml 0
Call her back! Plug your phone in!
mleugim 0
jajaj! es un chiste no?
Crow801 0
Yeah man call here back and say ''I might be doing something tonight, but it depends. What are you doing?'' Then if she says nothing bam foot in the door, but if she does have someting going on. joke around about her actually going to hang out with you.
mmeframboiz 6
Pick up the phone you pussy and call her back!! you ******* ****** ass bitch
Rbuckyfuller 0
Borrow a friends phone. Work it out, you got this in the bag.
OWELL09 0
UH WTF....CALL HER BACK..THIS ISNT WORTH BEING ON HERE
captcool024 0
oh nooooooooo.. your battery died? thats just horrible! now try to stay with me on this one.. why didn't you just call her back? you have a phone that doesn't recharge? you dont know how the use a common wall outlet? jesus dude.
G_fml 0
*69 come on now, call that bitch back, nonchalance is key.
AlexC_fml 0
good, now you wont embarrass yourself and can concentrate on what the strategy is THEN call back.. the next day.
Remegy 3
worse for her: i finally get the nerve to call this guy that i've had a crush on for months. He answers and we start talking. i ask him what he's doing tonight... then he hangs up. FML