Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
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pheonix_deloures 0
He sounds brilliant.
anorexicbarbie 8
too bad you're ugly
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Comments (218)
penpal33 7
:-D
Yulia_fml 0
At least you're not ugly?
Giorgio272 2
dang girl. sorry to say when your man leaves for a stupid reason like that (not saying your ugly) themclearly something is going down. be it he is either cheating. got some rando prego or is gay and hates how you get more attention from guys than he does.
GreenRupee 0
Either he's too jealous or you really didn't show him how much you loved him. From the text i think it's the first one. He has no self esteem and really thinks you're too perfect for him. He can't take the fact that other men always want you. He probably doesn't feel nice about that either, he can't do much about it. He for himself has to want to do something against it. At least you shouldn't be too angry about it.
Howle 0
i totally understand!
DaBluedude 0
41. this is the most relevant thing I've seen posted in a long time.
rwac07 0
YDI for being sexy ... haha
kawaiikitty 0
Wow. That is all I have to say..because I forgot the rest of what I wanted to say. Short-term memory loss FTW. :D
mirkayscar 0
sounds like a good excuse to dump someone!!! Next time my boyfriend acts an ass I'm going to say 'Baby, I just can't take this shit anymore!!!! Your too handsome and I can't take other girls checking you out! I am done!' yea, I think I like that!
Emilyroxx 3
Well, at least he didnt break up with you because youre ugly.