Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
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pheonix_deloures 0
He sounds brilliant.
anorexicbarbie 8
too bad you're ugly
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Comments (218)
jpbart 0
i agree with
zax_fml 0
He was her BOYFRIEND not her HUSBAND there's a difference. it's fine to flirt with a single person even if they have a boyfriend or girlfriend. You people act like dating is a sacrament lol. But flirting or beauty is not the reason OP's boyfriend left her. He just wasn't that into her. Duh.
marleytooyou 0
He just doesn't like you anymore suck it up!!!
Turbolag25 7
That's the way I feel about my girlfriend. (to an extent)
CharlotteRx 4
WTF Men won't date a girl if she is too pretty, but they will also complain if she looks average/ugly. Make up your mind, men! FYL
dorktastic09 0
he just made a dumb excuse.
seanseansean321 0
ur lucky he chose the mature way out. some guy sends the first hint of hitting on my gf, I break the d-bags nose.
mugiwara_fml 0
You now have to put make-up to look uglier instead of beautifuller. :o)
rosa08 0
He probably wouldve stayed with you if you had enough respect for him to remind those guys you have a boyfriend, and not to flirt with you. YDI for being an attention junkie
AJ7777777 0
Today, I was considered to be really beautiful. FML