Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
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pheonix_deloures 0
He sounds brilliant.
anorexicbarbie 8
too bad you're ugly
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Comments (218)
mzhonesty 0
You have to control your flirting ways when you're dating. Either that, or he's overly jealous and considers you even TALKING to a guy to be a threat to him.
armyguy911 0
call me :)
Dudedood 0
oh gee doesn't your life just suck.
ladyluck82 9
I totally feel you! I'm sorry...I've had the same type of thing happen to me more than once. He doesn't deserve you anyway! Find yourself a REAL MAN, girl!
geek_girl3473 0
for all the people saying the OP flirted back, that's not necessarily true; i have the same problem - my bf is super jealous and even has nightmares about me leaving him for certain guy friends of mine, even tho they're just friends! after reading this, i'm so scared this will happen to me, because I could totally see my bf doing this...but yea, I don't flirt with any of my guy friends, but they flirt with me sometimes and my bf gets hella jealous...he even like growled at one of my guy friends for hugging me and glares at guys on the street who look at me...the OP's bf was just prolly the rly jealous type and couldn't take the pain he felt every time she was flirted with (even if it wasn't rational, i'm sure it still hurt him to see her flirted with). so yea, the OP didn't have to be flirting back, sometimes guys will just flirt no matter what
SupermanXL 3
wow, a female complaining about looking too good... YDI for trying to ego-boost on FML.
mwedner 0
I agree, STFU stop trying to make yourself feel better, he was probably being sarcastic
keefer 0
it's your fault, you have to be more ugly haha
smartman136 8
i agree wth ur bf cause yea its nice if u look good but women open themselves up to too much attention i no cause my gf was a knock out and my friend made a move while i was dating her and she thought i was jealous so she broke wth me.
ColdGold 6
Looks aren't everything.
Splayd 10
Neither is personality.
mkjo111 0
i wish i had a beautiful girlfriend