Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
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pheonix_deloures 0
He sounds brilliant.
anorexicbarbie 8
too bad you're ugly
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Comments (218)
startafire 0
Sounds like a variation of the old "you're too good for me" line, which usually means, "there's someone else, but I'm too much of a coward to say so." In other words, there's something else going on there and he was either trying to spare your feelings, avoid a fight, or too dumb to come up with anything better.
muffinsareyummy 1
This. +1. What this person said. Ect. No guy would dump a girl because too many guys are flirting with her. If anything, it just adds to their egos and confidence knowing that they've got a good looking chick that guys are fawning over.
Fedor_is_KING 0
FHL, I could care when guys hit on my GF, if his self worth is that low, that's his problem......of course, he may have just wanted to breakup and thought that was a nice way to do it, how thoughtful of him.
Fedor_is_KING 0
*care less
Fedor_is_KING 0
Haha, you just got pwned 33, wait a minute, I am 33. Damn :P
Splayd 10
But it's poor sarcasm. That's like saying, "You like riding bikes? Well I LIKE RIDING BIKES TOO!" That's HORRIBLE sarcasm. It just sounds like you're saying that you, too, enjoy riding bikes.
anela_fml 0
hmmm weird my bf likes that guys go after me mostly cause he knows no matter what they try Im his hands down. I'm inclined to agree sounds fishy
Sindyy 0
He was either looking for an excuse to break up, or is simply stupid.
dudeitsdanny 10
I have to disgree. It might be that he doesn't trust her, and that won'y changw with marriage.
comarainbow 0
YDI fir being beautiful
penpal33 7
I think its just an excuse to break-up with you. I get the feeling you are very nice, caring & beautiful (everything a guy would want in one package) but HE is BORED and wants to explore other possibilities in life (its a GUY thing, you won't understand --- and HARD to explain!). So, the only brilliant excuse he could come up with was ... "your TOO Beautiful." My advice to you is try to find someone esle you deserves you!
pirace 0
who r we ta give this bitch advice? for all we know she is 3 dicks deep and didn't really care bout Ol Boi or else she woulda convinced him ta stay. ur an idiot snicks stop acting like a ****** highschool counselor.
penpal33 7
Nice way to assess it!!! LOL
ChEeYaH24 0
he wasn't no man then. a man with a beautiful girl should be proud and be with her with his head held high. instead he dumps your ass lol pshh maybe that was his nice way of saying c-ya without breaking your heart. =