Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML
Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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Top comments
Ukeee_X 19
Forget where his **** is located. You've only got so much space in your brain. You've got to forget about all the small, insignificant things.
chefinheels88 5
His brain must be super tiny
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Comments (121)
Moriah215 0
lol hahaha ..... like they say can't live with them and can't live without them (:
a6h311h0und 1
I concur, the amount of info of which guys process is in the single digits. it's not our fault we're natural idiots. important info to us is cheesy pickup lines, cigarette brands, and video games.
bellatrix4 0
Humans have unlimited memory ....
styphon 5
do you happen to be my wife? I need to retain massive amounts of medical information so I tell my wife that I can't memorize her number for that reason.
hatepineapple 14
OP, stop dating Homer ******* Simpson.
cgchamp89 7
Wait, you can't only hold a limited amount of information at any given time? Nvm, don't answer that. I don't want to forget something else.
BMXbrett 0
makes good sense to me. -Daywalker
MinMEN2008 0
isn't that from corner gas?
lonleygirl80 0
what an idiot u need to ditch this guy
iranoutofnames 6
clearly there is definitely limits to his intelligence, he's right about that.