Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML
Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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Top comments
Ukeee_X 19
Forget where his **** is located. You've only got so much space in your brain. You've got to forget about all the small, insignificant things.
chefinheels88 5
His brain must be super tiny
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Comments (121)
vi3tno_romeo 5
he must absurd to think your birthday/phone number isnt important despite being ur bf for almost 3yrs.
trollingislife 0
He probably just can't be ****** to memorize it. Chill.
soulfulemo 0
chill? cell numbers aren't exactly a big deal, I agree. but he should know when her birthday is. -.-
roadracer39 5
you've been with him 2.5 years? and WHO is the idiot here?
steve125 1
do you enjoy going out with someone who is mentally challenged? you do realize normal people have a much larger brain capacity.
jasonrn1990 0
that's awesome! lol
soulfulemo 0
I'm not surprised that a guy showing off his muscles(*cough*from steroid usage) is the one saying that
badluckginger 4
hey why should people have to remember that if they can get all the info off of facebook?
wriptidez 0
he has an extra small brain
them34 4
these fmls annoy me, you have a boyfriend and ur complaining, stfu only a teenage girl could find something so petty to complain about. I've been single for 5 years now, here me complaing? no get over urself
geeksaresexy 18
Technically you did just complain.. Her complaint doesn't mean she must be a teenager.. I'm 24 and I'd be pissed if my b/f couldn't be bothered to remember my birthday. Not knowing a phone number is fine unless he used not knowing my number as an excuse not to call me.
urgirl21 2
Omg leave him now, I went through the same shit for 3, it isn't worth it lol. But like the other guy said forget where his **** is lol.
Lotuz_Tattooing 0
your boyfriend is a ra-tard