Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML
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Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my birthday was terrible yet again. This year, my boyfriend skipped celebrating with me at all. Last year, he guilt-tripped me about ‘having’ to spend time with me and got me two gift certificates that were unusable due to COVID. These weren’t even my worst birthdays to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, it's National Girlfriends Day. My boyfriend stood me up, blamed it on his mom, and then decided he was going to go hang out with his friends. FML
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ayamefan13 16
Second year in a row? And you're still with him? I mean, if he hasn't gotten it by now...
sxychik 4
wow what an ass..
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Comments (137)
sxychik 4
wow what an ass..
averageirishman 0
hey, maybe it is an Important date to him for another reason.
sublimaze 6
go out with some hot girlfriends, get completely shitfaced, take lots of pics of you and your friends naked all over each other. he will never miss another birthday
youthink_fml 0
That and withholding sex - both brilliant ideas that solve everything. Idiots.
fisheatsbear 6
op is a woman? oh, then who cares, get back in the kitchen. xD
Pball11 0
I thought it was ok until the birthday part. Did he forget or blow it off?
PandasRtheShit 0
Happy Birthday?
DGross 8
I agree with #1... he obviously doesn't care as much as he probably should after a year if he's still skipping like that, especially to hangout with his friends. I say it's time to confront him / get a new BF
blitzen123 0
Well, he is quite rude. Happy birthday though.
FYLDeep 26
If you wanted to get back at him you could send me naked pictures of yourself. I'm just saying.
llAllStarll 0
LOL @ 29
vtranchitella14 3
ha @29 and @op, big deal???
anorangebaby 1
ha bros before hoes!!!
Xuphra 0
Asshole :(
rstroupe 0
hahahahahahaahHaha
cassdede 0
dump him
XCaLX_fml 0
bros b4 hoes jk i never listened to that stuff
my_favorite_nyx 0
If it's that special to you, let him know. If he still doesn't care, then you've wasted enough of your time--move on.
samantha_durano 6
lol 94.
samantha_durano 6
*96.
jpest17 5
bros before hoes???
deanomiye 0
true that sxychickk imma guy and think thats a dick move..... /: he represents us badly...
sxychik 4
mhm.
lolwtfwasthat 0
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1st and aww I'm sorry:/
sxychik 4
sorry about that, but I think I beat you to it :)
bmalley 0
sxychik is right..... about her name.
sxychik 4
thank you? lol
ayamefan13 16
Second year in a row? And you're still with him? I mean, if he hasn't gotten it by now...
gabirolon 1
I agree!!! time to start dating again girl!!! he doesn't love u!
turdburgers 0
And yet you still date him. YDI for being a doormat.
strandedinalimo 0
Agreed!
mshafty 0
Seriously. I'm tired of these my bf is ass and inconsiderate FML's. Your boy friend is an asshole! its not hard to remember and do something nice for your significant other on their bday. Stop being so pathetic and find someone better!
kisseshugsdrugs 5
^^^THISSSSSSSSSSSS why are these people dating such douchebags? get the fuckkkkk over it and either dump them or confront them!
jammi 0
what an asshole... okay, guys do tend to have kind of a bad memory, but really, he should remember his girlfriend's birthday, especially since you've dated for so long. Also, he should feel sooo bad for him cancelling on you last year that this year he would make it even better for you and spend the whole day with you, giving you some cute present, and tell you he loves you. tell him to man up.
dudeitsdanny 10
Way to overgeneralize. Sexist girls belong in the kitchen. Don't want to screw up the generalizations.
dudeitsdanny 10
The reasonable thing would have been for him to invite you along for part of it =)
gabirolon 1
it's so obvious u have a small member!!!
Quidikic 9
7, if he were to man up he wouldn't be giving her a "cute little present" he'd give her a power drill or something... IDK
kei1108 13
You are overgeneralizing people. You can't say that one gender has worse memory than the other. Why do people not freak out about that as much?! It's like saying that African Americans eat more fried chicken. Also, the term "man up" is really stupid. P.S. I hate the comment that the first guy replied with. He had a good point, but then he just got stupid and was a hypocrite.
Joey7361 0
suk it up maybe you're only "the other girl" xD he's obviously got sumthing more important and it's not his "guy" friends.
swim5010 0
low blow lol but could very well be true
swagga0n1oo 0
Well this FML really takes the cake!
jammi 0
And oh, by the way, why the **** does people even click on the "you totally deserved it!"-button on this one?! Wht the hell did OP do to deserve getting her birthday forgotten by her boyfriend? Stupid jerks.
Joey7361 0
#4 has shed the light on that issue and I must say... WIN.
XCaLX_fml 0
bk shes still with him silly goose
iamchuck 0
Happy birthday
kitzukitten715 0
my birthday is in a month and I have a feeling I'm getting the same thing. fml
Sun_Kissed18 25
Do something about it then, you can find a better guy in a month.