Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML
Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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Top comments
Ukeee_X 19
Forget where his **** is located. You've only got so much space in your brain. You've got to forget about all the small, insignificant things.
chefinheels88 5
His brain must be super tiny
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Comments (121)
Miguel11167 4
Why are you still with him?
fiju 15
he's an imbecil
metalhead5564 0
Learn to spell
greengirl1 0
sounds like a winner.....
jdude2913 0
he sound like a retard... I'm a guy and I know lots of stuff about my girlfriend
kemando 22
smart man
vieeev 4
if he doesnt memorize your nr then he doesnt dial it enough.
geeksaresexy 18
Or he has it saved on his phone like most people do and therefore does not need to memorise it! I know my cell phone number because I've had the same number for 13 years, I don't know my home phone number though. My b/f doesn't know my number and I don't know his. Not knowing someone's number isn't a big deal. Not knowing their birthday.. that's a problem..
WallyTheWombat 0
You should still make it a priority to memorize a few numbers incase of an emergency. If you get into a car accident and your phone breaks in the process ... it's a bad example but you get my point.
geeksaresexy 18
You're right, that is a bad example. Shock could prevent you recalling the numbers/ you might be unconscious. Even worse example for me since I don't drive so I'd be the pedestrian/cyclist the car just hit :p I keep emergency contacts in my wallet on my organ donor card..
Gruv3r14 1
the human brain can memorize up to 8TB. WTF is this guy remembering?
Dooberstl2004 3
Actually the human brain can hold closer to 2.5 petabytes (1 million gigabytes) of information. To put that in prospective, if you were going to use all that space up watching TV you would have to watch TV non-stop for 300 years.
zzzBOLTzzz 1
Buy a large memory card and shove it up his ass, tell him his memory has been upgraded.
soulfulemo 0
she shouldn't pleasure him like that
Jazzalyn 10
I wouldn't be bothered about him not knowing your phone number by memory, but a birthday is a different thing. I mean, if I had a boyfriend, I don't think I'd care if he didn't know my number by memory. I probably wouldn't bothered memorising his either (it'd just be in my phone). I mean, I don't even know the number (well, mobile number) of one of my closest friends by memory. Still...I'd probably be more worried about the reason he gave, rather than his refusal to memorise this stuff...
22cute 17
He's right!! That's why Einstein never memorized his own address. So tell him to get a cell phone with a calendar & keep your info there.