Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML
Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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Top comments
Ukeee_X 19
Forget where his **** is located. You've only got so much space in your brain. You've got to forget about all the small, insignificant things.
chefinheels88 5
His brain must be super tiny
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Comments (121)
corleon198425 22
Homer Simpson ftw
rubberduckie72 4
i dont know any of my families phone numbers. sad but true cell phones have made us all think memorization is useless. about the birthday, if he is a good natured guy do what my husband did to me until i could remember oyr wedding anniversary. randomly ask him out of the blue but do it when you are both in a good mood and dont get mad at him when he cant come up with it. really about once or twice a month will do. now we are working on how many years we have been married. thats harder cause it changes every year. but keep it light. he will rember your birthday eventually if u stay together long enough
xxSTITCHESxx 4
sounds like the Simpsons
ChelsiiBabee 5
Sounds like my boyfriend. -_-
rubyliu8420 7
Ydi for staying with the douche.
atishe24 9
What a dork! You should suddenly stop calling him and when he asks why say that you for got his number and don't want to memorize it in case his theory is correct.
Dravite 9
Priorities isn't his forte, eh?
jdev234 3
Been with my girlfriend for 2.5 years and don't know either of those things.
Steffi 26
Well that's not a very good thing.
army_of_misfits 10
Your phone number? Really?
jen2807 4
Your boyfriend is Kelly Bundy?