Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML
Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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Top comments
Ukeee_X 19
Forget where his **** is located. You've only got so much space in your brain. You've got to forget about all the small, insignificant things.
chefinheels88 5
His brain must be super tiny
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Comments (121)
chosha_fml 27
Think of all the spare memory space he'll have after you dump his stupid ass.
tavs02 6
Your boyfriend sounds like a real intellectual.
missykrissy1984 0
lol
missykrissy1984 0
that was a laugh at what #9 said
allitaylor 4
at least he knows your name...hopefully.
wtvr 2
if you stick with such a dim-witted idiot im pretty sure theres limited space in both of your brains
lisha88 1
your next boyfriend should have a brain unlike this one he's dumb
DakotaCat 4
Is your boyfriend named Michael Kelso by any chance?
CharlieS0ul 0
Wow.. WTF is his problem.. I am a guy but I understand people and I'm sorry but If your bf doesn't see what the most important thing in his life should be, then he's not the one for you.. Sorry to say that but it's true..
CharlieS0ul 0
And ignore the ass holes who don't give a **** about peoples feelings. They don't deserve to say anything