Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Going well
Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Mama's Boy
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Top comments
life_sucks225 13
you got the legendary mother zone while in a relationship.
hacksaw246 24
Well I've heard that studies say people try to date those who resemble thier parents in a way.. So uh congrats?
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Comments (84)
sbarua219 17
I'd think a girl would find that rather cute, you know, see their girlfriend as a woman that cares and loves
limabeans101029 21
No. It's nice to be seen by your boyfriend as a caring and loving person, but not as a motherly figure. That's just weird.
albertozeta_fml 9
Not the best thing to say to a woman, even if it means: "I love you like (almost) nobody else"
martin8337 36
Oedipus complex? I think that we all know how the word mother f@#$&* comes from. OP might want to reevaluate this relationship.
SaltineMaltine 3
ostfaiz 18
You must be proud Op! breast feeding ever ;)
hobojo69 23
Awkward...
Saraishi 25
Ewww.
blackkitteh69 3
That's not a bad thing. I'm just like my husbands mother.
Chibi_Kitten 24
As long as he doesn't mean that you nag him just like his mother does, I would think that he meant that as a compliment.
GodofCarnage 10
It means that he feels secure and comfortable around you and that he wants something serious with you, so all the best for you two!