motherlover
Hoffman Estates, United States
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
shiney100893
Dublin, Ireland
Going well
Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML
docwinters
Bathurst, Australia
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
lurna301
Glendale, United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Anonymous
Johnston, United States
Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Anonymous
United States
Mama's Boy
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Top comments
life_sucks225 13
you got the legendary mother zone while in a relationship.
hacksaw246 24
Well I've heard that studies say people try to date those who resemble thier parents in a way.. So uh congrats?
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Comments (84)
killer0689 20
well I guess, he wouldn't ever disrespect you.. and I think every girl needs a boy who respects her
slyde32 12
you should see the way some people treat their mothers, not always good
cdawg69 10
Lesbihonest...some girls dont need a boy
foxwasalamb 24
very true. just in my own personal experience of dating guys, if they treated their mothers good, they usually treated me the same.
Goblin182 27
That's creepy. Maybe you should pay closer attention to how he acts around his mother.
gracehi 33
Is your boyfriend's name Oedipus?
PenguinBitch 44
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joemud 13
Maybe he just felt comfort
Brandi_Faith 34
Hopefully he just meant you had some of her qualities; nurturing, sweet, funny, I think those of us that have an awesome relationship with and admire their parents, want a future spouse with their qualities. I admire my dad's integrity, honesty, and many other qualities, all which I look for in a guy. I think maybe your boyfriend needs to word this a bit better though and maybe not say it while you're cuddling!
FroggerForReal 11
what does that even mean? I hope for your case it means something good OP
vikky538 29
now dont tell us that he was talking about his childhood breast feed stories... run OP run..
Dozer1988 14
Ew. And...uhmmm...gross. Can't even find a reasonable positive spin to put on that. Sorry.
blazerman_fml 17
NORMAN BATES?? RUN OP RUN! A Boy's Best Friend Is His Mother.
Tooorrriii3 22
I agree with #1.
briang959 47
Lay your head in is lap and say he's like your father. Then he'll understand how terrible his statement was.
albertozeta_fml 9
I think that 99% of men would take this as a compliment.
Goblin182 27
#33, call me a 1%er