motherlover
Hoffman Estates, United States
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
shiney100893
Dublin, Ireland
Going well
Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML
docwinters
Bathurst, Australia
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
lurna301
Glendale, United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Anonymous
Johnston, United States
Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Anonymous
United States
Mama's Boy
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Top comments
life_sucks225 13
you got the legendary mother zone while in a relationship.
hacksaw246 24
Well I've heard that studies say people try to date those who resemble thier parents in a way.. So uh congrats?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (84)
kingoftheawkward 5
yeah that's not concerning at all.
elcee1987 18
Dafuq??
GxReaperGx 11
"A boy's best friend is his mother". - Norman Bates.
Gondii 3
The first time I've had sex with my girlfriend, I've whispered all kinds of nice things in her ear. It turns out that one of the compliments I repeated, which translates roughly to "You're amazing", sounds in our native language very much alike "You're my mother", which is what she heard. She didn't tell me anything until after we were done, she just assumed it was some weird fetish that I have.
youdont 4
that's just cold
bikram_12 0
u shouldn't have fed him much then....... í ½í¸
fmlrulesBolt 14
Haha how I met your mother 'episode'
worf_fml 5
just a little bit odd
anthony99 14
Calling Dr. Bates! Dr. Norman Bates!
abusedbf 0
So its when when they wanna dirty talk and tell us guys to ask whose you daddy - Talk about being one sided