Today, at my place of work in a fast-food restaurant, a customer called in and bitched at me that her warm food was weirdly cold. That is, after she drove 45 minutes from the restaurant to her house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML
Today, I was yelled at by a customer, who was upset over having waited twenty minutes for a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable, if she was sitting in an actual restaurant, and not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML
Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, my wife insisted on getting burgers at like 11:58, two minutes before the place closed, which was a dick move. As she’s placing her order, I clearly heard the guy in the back going, “For fuck's sake…” as he restarted the grill. I wouldn’t have blamed him if he spit in her fries, honestly. FML
Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML
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Top comments
igg125 30
Must be the best fast food spot around, she drove 45 min.
tylercarolinex 21
you just cant win with some dumb ass people OP! tell her to shove it in the microwave
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tylercarolinex 21
you just cant win with some dumb ass people OP! tell her to shove it in the microwave
MrDonSalvetti 27
Personally I would tell her to shove it in her ass, but okay, microwave sounds good too...
tylercarolinex 21
haha that sounds better
shay_serendipity 29
That's how I thought your comment was going to end originally..
tylercarolinex 21
just being polite:)
igg125 30
Must be the best fast food spot around, she drove 45 min.
ftloosenfanzfree 7
She probably picked it up on her way home from somewhere else.
Batkid217 14
that situation sounds like it could get pretty hot real fast watch out for customers ! I know from personal experience !
zinoxity 23
Wow. I guess some people really do lack common sense...
jazzy_123 20
apparently common sense isn't that common.
Feklfekl2222 32
Inform her of the wonderful invention the microwave
ichdprodigy 12
That's just cold of her. But get used to it, working in retail-like jobs will drive you crazy.
Dreamsorrow93 24
Called a microwave.... Just tell her a metal bowl, a fork and the food. Put it on high for ten minutes. Problem solved.
jayson18 4
You don't put metal in a microwave.
Sheepalicious 20
#20 nooooo shiiiiiiiiit! really? i thought it was protocol! obvious sarcasm is obvious.
AndyPurdy 31
Wow-_-
ColonelCusswords 24
In Canada? That shit would be wierd if it was warm.
lovelockdown23 23
This is why I hate "The customer is always right". She's probably going to get a free meal even though she's clearly wrong!