Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she’s visiting her male friend for her birthday. I told her I’m fine with it, but I'm really not. She’s going to spend a few days with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
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Top comments
minitrini_89 0
Ex-girlfriend, right?
opsyOp 1
just go with it.. get your present, then you can split
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Comments (45)
minitrini_89 0
Ex-girlfriend, right?
sexxxtacy 0
this
fudgesicle 6
she sounds like a keeper!
musicislife1995_fml 0
I agree with number 1
cpatrick820 3
give her a mushroom tattoo and eat a cheeseburger. You'll be fine
alex112094 5
wow... you win
opsyOp 1
just go with it.. get your present, then you can split
cerebellum_fml 0
New life dumbass
JassyJas 2
At least you didnt find out on your real birthday, but fyl
xMrAndyTranx 4
How do you know she's cheating on you?
fudgesicle 6
cuz he is psycic!
Cmliedtke 0
did she mention the other guy or are you assuming that... and btw, modding fmlson here is the most painful part of this site apart from the countless idiots with simple boring things like "Today, I walked in to my Moms room and saw her doing my dad" or people complaining about their whole lives... so please people... GOOD FMLS ONLY... thank you for your time, and grab a free danish on your way out the door
xHaniffax 0
This is why Facebook is useful I'd be ****** without FB birthdays tbh.
sleephunters 8
Facebook FTW
Anteezy 7
How did you find out? Or did you just draw conclusions after that happened? Or did she come clean after mixing up your birthdays, well now that you're angry anyway I'm cheating on you with another guy it's HIS birthday.