Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML
Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML
Today, a baseball bat fell on my head while my boyfriend and I were cuddling. The same baseball bat that he keeps next to the bed, because he genuinely fears a zombie outbreak. FML
Today, I found out that the only way I can convince my husband to start working out is by convincing him that we are training for when the "zombie outbreak" happens. FML
Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
Today, I was out apartment hunting with my boyfriend. We visited a marvelous place that ticked all the boxes on our requirement checklist, but my boyfriend was unenthused. There was just one small detail that I hadn’t factored in: it's very badly located if ever zombies attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched the new movie "The Purge." After the movie, I jokingly asked him that if the U.S. had such a purge in real life, would he participate, and who would he kill first. Without missing a beat, he said, "you." FML
Today, I got genuinely annoyed at myself when I realised I probably lack the skills to survive a Zombie apocalypse. FML
Wuss
Today, my boyfriend is completely obsessed with zombie and horror movies. I don’t care what he watches, the only problem is the big wuss has horrible thrashing nightmares. Last night he thrashed so hard, he elbowed me in the face. I have a big swollen purple knot right on my forehead. FML
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damienwatkins 0
how cute
Rota 0
That's love.
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peacockfeather 0
Aaaw you're boyfriend's a keeper OP, don't be prissy. That's actually sweet of him.
Bob31_fml 4
for a guy, that sounds like a pretty nice thing to do. Would you rather become a zombie and eat brains?
cautionxflirt08 0
hahah uhhh that cute
Whiterabbitm1 0
now that is true love!
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Sorry I'm late, Mercy and Starfire. I had to go ridicule some people in a homeless thread. So what did I miss?
Mumblstiltskin 0
sounds like a caring boyfriend to me.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
What people seem to not realize is that it doesn't matter whether or not you are alive or dead when a zombie attacks you. The zombie virus that are carried among the infected re-animate the cells in a dead victim and thus makes them a zombie. If you are going to kill someone before they become infected, incinerate them. That gives you the best chance of making sure they don't come back to bite you in the butt... literally.
Jenmaree 9
No, no you shoot them in the head. Everyone knows that.
DawnFireAngel 0
Maybe the OP's boyfriend is hoping that she will. XP
FingerTips 0
sounds Like a Nice guy
containsnosoy 0
Yeah, it's better than being eaten by zombies, which is inevitable in a zombie apocalypse. It's sad how you feel this "***** your life". Most people would just say, "Hey, I wouldn't want you to kill me in the event of a zombie apocalypse." or you know, have a normal conversation about it. I realize it's zombies, but no matter what the topic is, you have a part in the conversation. Maybe you should try not to be so emotional and instead decide take part/control in your conversations. Just a thought.. since it bothers you so much.
erizzz 0
this isn't an fml.