Amke

_Asykes_ · This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

U wot m8?

Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML

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probably on death row soon · 25 December 2015, 18:32 ·Winter Park, United States

Thanks, "Bro"

Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML

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