Today, my boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time, and home on the remaining week. Basically, I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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BubbleGrunge 18
Hope your boyfriend isn't afraid to sail the red seas...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Bloody hell. Talk about horrible biological timing.
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stonedfishies 10
Time for a visit from bloody Mary. c:
jujubunni5 9
Condom and you can clean up after. When my bf and I get desperate that's normally the route we take haha (:
jkozzy 8
Look on the bright side, maybe you'll skip one:)
ericathealien 7
The following conversation if that happened: Her:good news, I skipped my period Him:yay, we can have non-bloody sex! Her:bad news, that probably means I'm pregnant Him: 0_0
chosha_fml 27
Easily fixed OP. go on the Pill (even if just for a week or two) and shift your cycle.
GreenKat092 6
Ever heard of Red Wings?
literatelier 1
Your cycle shifts by two days each month anyway, so fyl for three months pretty much.
AwesomeSkySky 1
Hahaha! Thats hilarious!
sugarbaby9908 20
Red wings!!!
jpqm32 3
Ok I dont get it help me out.
Sheh_fml 25
If you're on the pill, you can easily postpone your period. Otherwise, there are pills especially for that purpose.