Itstrickyyxx
Erie, United States
Today, my boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time, and home on the remaining week. Basically, I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML
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BubbleGrunge 18
Hope your boyfriend isn't afraid to sail the red seas...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Bloody hell. Talk about horrible biological timing.
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yourmofo 6
That's what showers are for. LOL!! There's a saying "When the river runs red, take the old dirt road."
xgetxbentx 13
Switch to a birth control that's known to lessen the amount of periods you have in a year or even eliminate it completely? I use depo, no longer get one, just the occasional spotting. As long as you aren't trying for a kid, I don't see a problem with that.
itsharkley 8
The nineth!
Adippy1 4
Try this: www.softcup.com
Ceejay1 13
Make sure you got extra towels,haha .
thisisabaduser 0
fmmcl ...**** my menstrual cycles life
MooseKnuckle503 11
Sounds like good$$$$$$$
ChloeG_fml 9
Sucks for him!
PhilMcHawk 7
Menstruation ******* REEKS, but women are so much hornier during the menstrual cycle. Typically I am too, come to think of it... Pheromones, maybe? Anyway, OP, just do it, it's not that bad, just use a condom, while it doesn't prevent all of the mess, it helps. Earning red wings is eating that pussay on the period. I saw it mentioned earlier, and decided to share my infinite wisdom lol
Shearertn1 0
Pretty soon we'll see an FML about how this dudes girlfriend cheated on him with his brother or some shit