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Itstrickyyxx Erie, United States

Today, my boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time, and home on the remaining week. Basically, I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML

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Itstrickyyxx 6

OP here again. Wow i haven't been on this site in forever. I can't even see him every month now, I see him every few months, and of course, ALWAYS ON MY PERIOD. That's life I suppose. And no I can't do birth control to EVERYONE who said it, all kinds effected me badly! :)

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BubbleGrunge 18

Hope your boyfriend isn't afraid to sail the red seas...

SqueakyChipmunk 22

Bloody hell. Talk about horrible biological timing.

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yepusuckarse 7

Over the road or on the road?

pussygirl_fml 0

Just get pregenant

summer_3512 4

That suuuccccckkksss!!!

breanneJ 0

I'm in the same situation .

starfoxx64 6

Get the Mirena IUD. I got it... And nooo more 'week of the month' for moi

i_love_steve 1

yeah, having a boyfriend who is gone for a month at a time isn't so horrible. be happy he has a job. and eventually he won't be home on that time of the month it'll fluctuate. Trust me I would know. My boyfriend is a truck driver and is gone for a month at a time and is only home for 4 days at a time. and we've been dating for almost 2 years. You come to enjoy and cherish the time you have together, and it just means the time you do have together is more valued. Good luck!

PoodleJuice 7

When the red rivers a flowing take the dirt road home..

disney_blonde 16

So go on the pill and move that week to a different one, it's not rocket science, people do it for wedding, honeymoons, special events all the time.

gingerfly91 1

You can induce it a few days early by taking vitamin c pills. A week ahead, take one, then the next day two, then the next day three. Then stop taking them. You can move it for a month or two til it's at a good time for you then leave it. Also some teas help it too. Tmi but still.

toposhad 2

red wings!