Today, my boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time, and home on the remaining week. Basically, I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML
Itstrickyyxx
Erie, United States
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BubbleGrunge 18
Hope your boyfriend isn't afraid to sail the red seas...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Bloody hell. Talk about horrible biological timing.
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ericathealien 7
What's with all the folks suggesting anal or ******** for the boyfriend?? Vaginal sex isn't off limits during that time. Extra precautions can be taken for the sake of cleanliness and toys can be used for her pleasure while he penetrates.
honestyw 2
Well OP, all you need is two things, condoms and viasine to get the red out.
rivaraven 35
Thank god I'm gay... But good luck to you and your man!
Kiki242 19
Hope you have a bloody good time.
RangerLacrosse26 4
Over the road? Don't you mean ON the road...
French_Toast_fml 3
More like F his life!
smileycupcake62 4
at least you've got your friend TOM to keep you company
Slender_Man 6
Three words. Bj, anal, hj
alissa222 15
*five words
heymsdee 1
Go on birth control and just start a 2nd pack when he's around. You can change your cycle that way
DDbaconcrazy 1
Well, he is only your boyfriend. You shouldn't be having sex yet.