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Itstrickyyxx Erie, United States

Today, my boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time, and home on the remaining week. Basically, I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML

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Itstrickyyxx 6

OP here again. Wow i haven't been on this site in forever. I can't even see him every month now, I see him every few months, and of course, ALWAYS ON MY PERIOD. That's life I suppose. And no I can't do birth control to EVERYONE who said it, all kinds effected me badly! :)

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BubbleGrunge 18

Hope your boyfriend isn't afraid to sail the red seas...

Bloody hell. Talk about horrible biological timing.

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ericathealien 7

What's with all the folks suggesting anal or ******** for the boyfriend?? Vaginal sex isn't off limits during that time. Extra precautions can be taken for the sake of cleanliness and toys can be used for her pleasure while he penetrates.

Well OP, all you need is two things, condoms and viasine to get the red out.

Thank god I'm gay... But good luck to you and your man!

Hope you have a bloody good time.

Over the road? Don't you mean ON the road...

French_Toast_fml 3

More like F his life!

at least you've got your friend TOM to keep you company

Slender_Man 6

Three words. Bj, anal, hj

*five words

heymsdee 1

Go on birth control and just start a 2nd pack when he's around. You can change your cycle that way

DDbaconcrazy 1

Well, he is only your boyfriend. You shouldn't be having sex yet.