Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I got pulled over by the cops for swerving a lot while driving. I tried to explain that my dog bit the back of my neck, but as soon as I opened my door to show him the bite marks and the dog, he ran out of the car. I still can't find him. FML
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
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HamIsGood1234 0
poor puppy :( hope you find her. but YDI for being weak and letting go of the leash.
chammi 0
must have been a big dog for you to not be able to tug the leash back.
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Comments (158)
BlackR6Rider 5
I hope ur great in bed and love giving bjs cuz ur totally screwed otherwise! I'd dump my gf on the spot if she lost any one of my pups!
froggy38_fml 0
you don't go find the dog you just post a fml lmao
smileygirl4 0
y aren't u out looking for the dog instead of going on fml like honestly go out and look 4 the freaking dog
Loketiazo 0
Make up sex! Make up sex!
udeserveitxXx 0
i wanna know why the hell you decided to update FML while your boyfriends dog is missing???
randomosity11 3
It's his fault- he didn't train his dog.
jnaslund 4
if you can't find his dog, why are you on fml instead of looking
mrm3895 0
but yet u could find time to get on here
mkt177 0
animal control
FMLsOhilarious 6
#13 That's horrible! :/ But on the bright side, the trucker will have a full stomach.