Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I got pulled over by the cops for swerving a lot while driving. I tried to explain that my dog bit the back of my neck, but as soon as I opened my door to show him the bite marks and the dog, he ran out of the car. I still can't find him. FML
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
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HamIsGood1234 0
poor puppy :( hope you find her. but YDI for being weak and letting go of the leash.
chammi 0
must have been a big dog for you to not be able to tug the leash back.
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Comments (158)
lil_lala209 5
your a shity girlfriend...
_GODZILLA_ 0
You mean you didn't even wrap the leash around your wrist for more leverage? Idiot. you deserve it. I hope the boyfriend dumps your sorry ass and sues you for the damages. If it's a purebred dog then you just cost him a ton of money.
Andrea87_fml 3
You should of ran after it! instead of letting it run away!
magixx_fml 0
you're really pretty 43- it's a shame you have some sort back disfigurement causing you to stick your chest out as far as it will go...looks totally weird. stop trying so hard and just accept yourself honey.
mkt177 0
yeah ... that stupid bitch...
taelorrae011 0
can you blame him for not trusting you now... you fail.
RoseCrystal 17
Don't sit there and type this fml, GO F**KING FIND HER!!!
rileysmileydog 0
^win!!!!
zoe_zoe_fml 0
maybe your boyfriend has the dog and just wondering how your gonna react? =)
KleenexWaffle 3
Do what they always do on TV when that happens, go to the pet store, buy one that looks just like it, then pull the old switcheroo. You'll be fine until he notices it's the wrong sex. Then a case of beer, a steak and a BJ. It's the way back into a man's heart.
docscientist 10
Why are you wanking it while pretending to smoke a giant cigarette?
KleenexWaffle 3
I'm quite the cunning linguist. HA! I don't expect you to understand that joke, and if you had ever had a cigarette in your life, you'd realize smoking doesn't involve the tongue. And I wasn't 'wanking it'. That term is so weak and flimsy. You need a good strong grip, grasping firmly, and then you **********. A good, strong, powerful Masturbation. Not some flimsy, weak-wristed 'wank'. Why would you be picturing me touching myself? Are you so uncomfortable in your own sexuality that watching another male ********** disturbs you that much? So calm down, relax, and don't do it... when you wanna....Coooome!
docscientist 10
My friend, I was merely jesting.
KristinaKreme 0
Wow I can imagine the look on you're boyfriends face when he finds out. Good luck, YDI.
nothingtodisplay 7
instead of being on fml why don't you get your lazy ass up and go look for the dog! YDI
CutiePie_101 7
Instead of you being on FML, why don't you go put on some clothes. How old are you? 12? And you dress like that?
magixx_fml 0
probably just a phase... use a rubber! lol
Thanateros 1
Yet another thing a female can't do properly.
magixx_fml 0
can't get laid, huh? lmao