Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
facepalm
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So hott
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Karly
🌶️ Spicy
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
bandeek
🌶️ Spicy
Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
sarabellekitty
🌶️ Spicy
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Sleepy head
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Ella
Australia
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Lickmylovepump
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hot and heavy
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Worn out
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Anonymous
Citrus Heights, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Top comments
runmymouth 0
I've actually done that before to my girlfriend.
sarahhha 0
phone sex is boring.
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Steve_Dudley_UK 10
Us guys have phone sex and it can all be over in a couple of sentences. You girls just go on and on and three or four minutes later it sounds like a cross between talking and nagging....zzz.