Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
facepalm
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So hott
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Karly
🌶️ Spicy
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
bandeek
🌶️ Spicy
Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
sarabellekitty
🌶️ Spicy
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Sleepy head
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Ella
Australia
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Lickmylovepump
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hot and heavy
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Worn out
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Anonymous
Citrus Heights, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
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runmymouth 0
I've actually done that before to my girlfriend.
sarahhha 0
phone sex is boring.
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Comments (47)
RedneckWoman1990 0
That's okay. Phone sex is tiring on a man- my guy certainly is exhausted afterwards. He says it's cause he has to concentrate on what he's saying along with messing with himself
kimjoypop 0
that used to happen to me, but then i said peace out. found a new guy that is will to stay up to have phone sex. eventhro he goes to school and works intill late. but hey your man just was tired. if happens
Pearson_fml 0
hmm, have you tried that old fashioned thing? what do they call it? oh yea PHYSICAL SEX.
McrFreak2011 0
sometimes it's not possible to have physical sex so you do the next best thing
ohitsali 0
just once?! my boyfriend has yours beat. FML.
Railynn_daisuki 0
I did that before! My ex's moaning was getting old xD
flamencosketches 0
haha what a beast
dalzuga 3
fone sex sucks f that shit
mochiko 0
YDI for being boring
klber3 0
That's happened to me before. Hahaha
Frosc 0
I've done that before...