Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, after a year of struggling to get over my anxiety disorder so that I don't have a panic attack every time I go to see my boyfriend, I've been informed that his anxiety has now flared and he gets anxious when texting me. It's a lose-lose, and I'm now causing him the same hell I've felt. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
Today, I found out that a strong orgasm can trigger my girlfriend's PTSD. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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mfischer 17
Well, at least he understands your problem. Fyl for sure.
Pancakes017 19
Was it that good?
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mfischer 17
Well, at least he understands your problem. Fyl for sure.
nlm92 15
Yeah! It's kinda romantic in a weird way if you ask me. It's so reassuring to know that my partner knows what I go through in terms of anxiety. Its something to laugh about down the road and in time that similarity can be the very thing that calms you down.
nlm92 15
I know you folks don't usually like follow ups but an anecdote came to mind. When we were only in our 3rd or 4th month of dating both my girlfriend and I fell asleep during sex at the same time! We both woke up extremely embarrassed and flustered. I thought I was done for. In all honesty we bonded a lot in the process! Despite the awkwardness we just passed a year and 7 months! Don't worry OP, sex is almost never the way you expect it to be. It sounds like you've found yourself a good match; that's an important trait to have in common. A lot of people don't realize it until it's too late. Just go with it and you'll have the time of your life :)
Janabl 8
I love her wording on this. "He FINALLY gave me an ******."
nlm92 15
37 it can be difficult for noobs lol. Takes time to learn your way around
incoherentrmblr 22
Well, weren't you anxious...
Timpa70 18
Seizure sex
flashback.miss 28
no.
sweetbliss3 37
seizure? who said anything about seizure. waaay too different things, bud.
sweetbliss3 37
two*
jazzy_123 20
your sentence stumped me. I thought too was correct but now... I'm not so sure because you're are talking about two different things.
sweetbliss3 37
well seizures and anxiety attacks are different. so im not sure where they came up with seizures. and i accidentally put "too" not "two" whoops. its been a very long day i, too, had to think about my spelling here for the correct one. lol
MisterEx 28
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asnakelovinbabe 16
For the love of god #7 I cannot even handle your profile picture.
amberpeterson91 8
My anxiety attacks feel like mini seizures sometimes so I can kinda see what they're getting at.
Pancakes017 19
Was it that good?
Spockx 4
Light some candles & it's sorta.. romantic
miggles 16
what... Kinda question is that
mell1 3
a valid one, #42.
boredgirl123 11
At least you guys will have something to talk about later. You guys are okay so just laugh it off together:)
Kataclysm97 32
Consider it a bonding experience! :D
worldclassrager 41
Well things can get passed on but that's a bit alarming
Daonna 9
Least he still gave you an ******, and think of it this way: it must have been pretty good for you to get an anxiety attack.
grritsshay 18
Anxiety attacks are the worst, I feel your pain OP!
ktmla 14
Sounds like you both panaked..
mfischer 17
Are...are you trying to say panicked? All I can think is pancaked, which sounds awful considering the context of the FML.
ktmla 14
Pa(naked). As in panicked like an anxiety attack. It was supposed to be a pun but I guess it wasn't clear enough..
77777771 12
I got it right away. Apparently not everyone has such an elevated sense of pun humor though
9echo 17
Or maybe it was just a bad pun. :P
drshn 22
#10 I thought it was smart to come up with a pun like that. It's like ****** some people just don't get it.
MissBehavin77 18
Stuff like this really happens? Must have been a good one!