Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, my wife said I shouldn't wash or iron the clothes, or do the dusting and vacuuming, because, I "don't do it correctly." Also my wife: "You don't do anything to help around here." FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, and ever since my boyfriend moved in, I've learned just how much his mother did everything for him and never taught him how to adult. In the last month I've had to show him how to cook, clean the house, do laundry and drying, use the vacuum, pay household bills, and he still moans its too hard. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
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imaginaryvoice 18
I'm surprised you'd still want him to help after he just turned your wardrobe into Barbies' dream closet.
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
He sounds.... helpful
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Comments (152)
Dcm210 19
no help,no sex
NBZ_fml 3
If he actually wanted to help with house chores then he'd be dating guys instead of you.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Cool story bro.
old09 11
Wow sounds like the guy is tired from uhhh Doing uhhh Oh wait NOTHING!
mrFTW 3
what a useless bitch. just sayin.
MisterMichael 9
Well those are your jobs..
XxNINJA_28xX 8
So all your clothes were white?
Llamacod 11
No, she had at least one red item too, probably sexy little lingerie with spaghetti straps and crotchless panties.... Uh, I'll be right back I have to use the restroom for a moment.
ImissCaleb 16
And WHO let him wash the clothes?
Enslaved 38
I've learned my lesson with my clothes turning pink. Even "blue" 'cause some new dark blue jeans bleed also. I now keep those items separate from the others in the hamper. As far as your boyfriend being lazy?? It gets worse in time, unless you find a sweeter way to let him know how important a clean house means to you without nagging him. (:
rhysfucker 24
Exactly, with the 'only gets worse'. My wife does all the laundry, but I vacuum, keep the kitchen clean, do the dishes, sort my own clothes into the appropriate hampers (we have one for dark, one for light). OP's boyfriend is either lazy or wasn't raised right.
tmd4L 7
Next time he wants to have sex tell him you've done "plenty".
HogwartsDropout7 0
You don't want to overwork him.