Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, my wife said I shouldn't wash or iron the clothes, or do the dusting and vacuuming, because, I "don't do it correctly." Also my wife: "You don't do anything to help around here." FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, and ever since my boyfriend moved in, I've learned just how much his mother did everything for him and never taught him how to adult. In the last month I've had to show him how to cook, clean the house, do laundry and drying, use the vacuum, pay household bills, and he still moans its too hard. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
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imaginaryvoice 18
I'm surprised you'd still want him to help after he just turned your wardrobe into Barbies' dream closet.
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
He sounds.... helpful
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Comments (152)
JaysFanStu 3
Ironing is a women's infatuation. No man cares if what he's wearing is wrinkled. Be impressed if what he's wearing even matches. As for the rest of the housekeeping, he should help out or hire a maid.
hateevryone 15
if he doesn't know how to wash clothes, he shouldn't attempt to do it! smh...dumbass
ajmk58201 6
Why are u complaining least he helped do the laundry. Most can't even get that!
daydreamer244 13
would you really want him to do all that other stuff?? I'm sure he'd **** that up too :P
wishfulmidget 0
YDI. He gives an inch and you take a mile.
SlaveToRetail 10
Cleaning up someone's own mess shouldn't be considered "taking a mile."
heyred 11
Tell him that he's replacing the ruined clothing. Don't let people who do half-assed work affect YOU.
rah_nnjso 6
On behalf of all normal males, I apologise for his egotistical behavior and lack of empathy.
Daelda 6
Why are you being this guy's mother? That's what you are - not his girlfriend, but his mother. His "keeper". His "slave" or, at least, his "servant". If you are willing to put up with this behavior... then it's just as much your fault at this point, as it is his - because you are allowing it. You need to grow a backbone. Do you want a partner in life? Or do you just want someone you can take care of? If it is the later, may I suggest a job at a nursing home or a hospital? At least then, you'll get paid. And who knows, you might meet some handsome doctor or a relative of one of the patients.
ecokind552 3
You need a new man...
iMadBrah 1
Leave him. He's obviously lazy and screwed up on purpose so he wouldn't have to do it again.