Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
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Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, my wife said I shouldn't wash or iron the clothes, or do the dusting and vacuuming, because, I "don't do it correctly." Also my wife: "You don't do anything to help around here." FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, and ever since my boyfriend moved in, I've learned just how much his mother did everything for him and never taught him how to adult. In the last month I've had to show him how to cook, clean the house, do laundry and drying, use the vacuum, pay household bills, and he still moans its too hard. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
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imaginaryvoice 18
I'm surprised you'd still want him to help after he just turned your wardrobe into Barbies' dream closet.
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
He sounds.... helpful
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tallguy69 0
Like my status x)
bigjack1994 1
Sounds like my ex-wife.
nastyness 0
Ever see the episode of everybody loves raymond where robert screws up the wedding stuff on purpose so amy wont ask him to do anything else? I bet your boyfriend's seen it.
NullPointer 20
That sucks. How bad it is depends on whether you live together or not. If not then he shouldn't be doing your chores, but if so then that's pretty bad. I wouldn't trust him with the complicated stuff, but he should be doing his part.
Alexitis1 3
Lol well I don't think you should want him to those things now lmao...
sprucemoose 0
men are ******* stupid. Oh and lazy.
KiddNYC1O 22
Do you know how time-consuming it is to fold laundry?
JacquiLuvsYou 3
Why are u with this guy? And u should never trust a guy with ur clothess as I guess u have learned...
havocmike 3
You're dating a boy. Find a man. Until then, ydi
marissamay25 3
My boyfriend will either forget when I tell him he needs to do it or I'll start it and he'll forget to put it in the dryer.