Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, my wife said I shouldn't wash or iron the clothes, or do the dusting and vacuuming, because, I "don't do it correctly." Also my wife: "You don't do anything to help around here." FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, and ever since my boyfriend moved in, I've learned just how much his mother did everything for him and never taught him how to adult. In the last month I've had to show him how to cook, clean the house, do laundry and drying, use the vacuum, pay household bills, and he still moans its too hard. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
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imaginaryvoice 18
I'm surprised you'd still want him to help after he just turned your wardrobe into Barbies' dream closet.
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
He sounds.... helpful
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Comments (152)
krisymisy 0
Sowwy!
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Reading this comment makes me sorry.
Ash0 6
Give a guy a break, at least he's trying right?
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
At least you spelled "break" right... If you know what I mean lol.
Somepplschildren 0
Give him a break, at least me attempted to help. That's pretty impressive for a guy.
xcheshirecat 11
You help someone when you do a part of their job, not when you do a litle bit of your half
ImaginaryFoe 1
No, it's really not impressive for anyone especially not for anyone capable of living without parents. It's time to let go of the archaic idea that doing a half-arsed job on any piece of housework is helping out the little woman. I assume he lives there, too, eats food, wears clothes, etc. It's his job as much as it's hers.
Sarah_moustache 9
At least he tried. He probably doesnt want to screw anything else up
sinking_fish 12
22- Orrrr, he is just lazy?
Hamcons 1
I agree.
jaredjudd21 2
Maybe he just hated your whole wardrobe and wanted you to get more nicer clothes, could be a possibility.
Isjustjovan 1
Be thankful. He actually did "laundry"
tennisrapper1 14
Well, if he royally screwed up your clothing, do you trust him to clean everything else? That's your decision.
zamdrivertank21 0
Dump him
FUUUandyourmom 16
Because that's FML's solution to everything. Dump the person.
cmyk 19
I wouldnt accept my hubby to act like that. It's his responsibillity as well to keep a clean and tidy home. I presume you both work? If you're a house wife, stop whining. If not, think twice, a dog never changes it's ways..
silentbutfunny 0
Acually yea, my dog died.
desireev 18
Aaaaactually.... A dog can change its ways. Hence the "train" in "dog trainer"... Jusssayin...
cmyk 19
You must be an american.. It's a saying.. Dont have to be a genius to undersand.. Oh, wait... -.- my bad..
rahavan 15
Actually Americans should get most sayings as we pretty much absorbed them all from other cultures especially Europe. Learn more about our culture before you disrespect us. After all I don't assume everyone from your country is ignorant, just you.
madcappd 4
Maybe you should take the time to spell "understand" and other words correctly before you insult an entire nation of people.
cmyk 19
Sorry i got a phone. Guess you never have had a typo in your life. Get over it.. Geez.. But them again.. Never been to 9gag have you :D
fogrunner 13
I'd just leave