Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
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Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
Today, my boyfriend was serving dinner, and decided to circle the table with my son's plate while making UFO noises. My son grabbed at the plate and spilled it, making a huge mess. They both decided that I should clean it up. FML
Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
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unfortunate_13 5
atleast his intentions were good!
sammieInsanityy 0
that's disgusting, let's hope you re-cleaned them >.<
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Comments (148)
babyblueyes 27
first!!! and wait...that's not how it's done?
sammieInsanityy 0
that's disgusting, let's hope you re-cleaned them >.<
fireice22 0
I don't get it what is disgusting about this fml. I see nothing wrong besides the girl not offering to do the dishes after all the work the guy put into the meal.
mariet_fml 23
@11: Because the boyfriend had already offered.
denbeste 3
#15 it IS a typo, supposed to say "girlfriend"...
AsianCookie247 14
WTF..
Happygofucky 0
Light......... Fading... Losing all hope.... For humanity... :(
iluffmcrandbvb 1
yeah okay what was he suppost to say? "honey i made dinner now clean all this up"? yeah he would get slapped. girls dont have to do everything for you, fat, sexist pig.
iluffmcrandbvb 1
yeah okay what was he suppost to say? "honey i made dinner now clean all this up"? yeah he would get slapped. girls dont have to do everything for you, fat, sexist pig.
zendaddy0 0
whats wrong he did it the old fashioned way
rarr 0
I love you 35
ImmortalKratos 0
old fashioned way? cooking was strictly woman's work in the old days. oh what has the world come too. we should have never given them the right to vote
ImmortalKratos 0
lol oh you women.
theybebitchin 4
she could help. ******* pms. To the OP, so he sets up a romantic dinner, and you just wanna go upstairs and "relax" while he cleans up the dinner HE MADE FOR YOU? Wow, you're a bitch. He deserves better. Albeit, if thats how he cleans up regularly, thats pretty gross. Still, OP, STFU you should have at least HELPED him clean up.
vettle 6
you need to get laid. holy shit.
Mokiikom_fml 8
#120 You don't have much comprehension skills or social skills, do you?? Wow... good luck ever getting laid, it will be pretty hard.
fap5v 2
Hey sammieInsanity, you are very beautiful, please add me on facebook.
crankg 3
BASICALLY the dude tore up his arse for a romantic dinner and B!TCH b!tches about his cleaning tequnices ?
Jonah171 12
Ooh, I am sorry she has a sense of hygiene. Sheesh people are idiots. If someone invited me to dinner then told me to clean up, I wouldn't be pleased. Isn't that normal?
unfortunate_13 5
atleast his intentions were good!
chasin_butterfli 0
I know, right? Most men I know can't even find the sink to set their dirty dishes in it.
jess2gd4u 0
u must hang around boys not men!
missory_missouri 0
Intentions = my butt! This guy has no sense of cleanliness! *Throws him in a cave.*
EatnBeef 7
stfu..
CommonSenseKarma 17
... how old is this "man" you are dating?
nonameheroes 0
he's trying to tell you to get your ass back in the kitchen where it belongs
unfortunate_13 5
those kitchen jokes are so 2010
unfortunate_13 5
back then it wasn't a joke! :)
mats_fml 0
it's not a joke now either!
qwertyone 0
Wow people are so sensitive.
likeyourelooking 6
75-errrr........ what?
jayfish7 0
83 - lol, that's exactly what I was thinking
EmElle88 9
How often does he 'wash' them? Because if he does it a bit, surely you would have noticed. And if this is the first time he's done it, you just need to train him better =p
allmine133 0
agreed.
skulluks 0
only person that needs to be trained is you to keep your ass in the kitchen where it belongs.
CarlosCaps 0
ewwww sounds like my filthy ass roommate
TigersLoveCinnam 0
lol sounds just filthy in general! so many things health-wise that could go wrong with dirty dishes!!!
gogokira 5
Yeah my roomie does this too. I wash my dishes and keep them in my room.
Jonkbaby 23
that's how you do dishes. well, I mean I'm not a woman so I wouldn't know
CutiePie_101 7
And, you're not a man either.
Chitwood 6
poor guy!
birds_fml 7
Is your boyfriend retarded or something?
techweed 12
yes ....... yes he is
felipe87 2
I think he is a genius because by doing the dishes like that, op will never let him do them again.
Happygofucky 0
Wow I would hate to see the state of his house/kitchen. He sounds rather disgusting.
breezers101 0
agreed