Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if it would echo. It wasn’t a fart. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
GasAttack
Canada
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Ali
Gas wars
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Madi
United States
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
ahhhboys
Romania
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
fartlover
Canada
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
fatti11
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
Ted
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
Anonymous
United States
Sorry Mr Whiskers
Today, to tease my cat for his naughty behavior and tendency to fart upon getting onto my lap, I tried to return the favor by farting on him while he was cleaning himself. It wasn't a fart. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Please tell me you weren’t doing the sexy bathing together thing when this happened! At least he has a data point for science! Turds don’t echo in the bathtub, but they do resonate on FML. Surely, someone will soon comment that the situation is of a very specific kind.
Donut_Wizard 23
Well it wasn’t a bathtub either.
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Comments (21)
Davros 12
It was an accident. Don't be so shart tempered.
Glowworm56 27
Did the poop echo instead?
Lobby_Bee 18
How hard was it to wash the stank off of you?
RoseCrystal 17
Thar he blows!
Kabuki 4
Well at least you guys were in the bathtub so you didn't have to go far to clean up
DanielleinDC 34
He needs to clean up his mess, then.
EmDizzle2007 28
if he thought it would echo, it was clearly empty of water, and most importantly, you. So I wouldn't consider this an FML, but it is bizzare nonetheless.
mattyiscool123 26
How would he just now be testing that out?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Were you in the tub with him? :O