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dereksboo44 Brantford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was laying naked, face down across our bed when I asked my husband to crack my back. He quickly replied with, "Holy! I never realized that your ass hairs were so long before." FML

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

This is NOT an FML. This is how comfortable most people wish to be with their SO.

jbuckets_404 39

Guess OP hasn't had it doggy-style for quite a while....

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

This is NOT an FML. This is how comfortable most people wish to be with their SO.

loliloveoniichan 14

I wouldn't want, this is just too disgusting.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Sounds like something my wife and I would say you each other. Entirely natural, even the long ass hair.

Donut_Wizard 23

Are you sure it’s not a spider caught in there?

azouwa 26

You should hand him some trimmers and say, "If you trim mine I'll trim yours."

aruden 25

Is he wrong though?

jbuckets_404 39

Guess OP hasn't had it doggy-style for quite a while....

Glowworm56 27

"Holy ass hairs, Batman!"

Amanda Jaworski 23

What a crack up!

Lobby_Bee 18

FYI ass hairs are there to reduce friction when you rub up against somebody else. Keep them, you wouldn't want chapped ass cheeks.

Zekfen 17

Was this before or after he tried to fart in the bathtub?