Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend has been unemployed for over six months. He has applied EVERYWHERE with no luck, but he also has the opportunity to start his own business. Instead, he just spends his time sitting in front of the TV all day long. I'm starting to believe he is not a driven man, and I hate that. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating said we couldn't see each other anymore because he needed to focus on his career. He's unemployed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML
Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML
Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
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KiwiKitten 2
This is a man with his future perfectly laid out.
The_Hitdude 12
Why not do both? Then he can hide his pot in the drywall. It's a win win! :D
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Comments (226)
irishman1989 0
Sounds like a loser to me. He's going no where in life.
bojangles2015 4
You're dating a loser. I don't feel sorry for you.
gloria89108 1
Can you say looser ?? !!!!
trollfaced 2
Michael jackson will beat that! Hopefully.. Or maybe not
horneyhic 15
Well said twisted cherub u forgot one fact tho ppl who smoke cigarettes are 4x as likely to try hard drugs as ppl who smoke tobacco. And that a fox news published study found the ppl who smoked only pot had a 2% higher cancer rate and the margin of error was 3%
BobbieH 19
Michigan is a medical marijuana state. There are very easy ways to appear legal and sell extra on the side. You've just got to be smart and careful. Hate to tell you though, selling pot is not a great paying job. You either have the costs of growing or you're paying a markup on someone else's supply. You've got to move weight or it just doesn't pay.
capnbzarr 43
Hanging drywall is a real job. Or would you rather live in a mud hut?
Late_night83 25
Pot is not a drug!
brianjman14 23
Hate to break it to you, but yeah it is.
615516925 0
Geez just love him for who he is lol
brianjman14 23
Get him arrested and give his pot to me. I'll... dispose of it properly...