Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
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Dejaay 2
Wow, where did you find this guy, clumsy.com?
disco2466 8
hope you atleast punched him back for it
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Comments (44)
Dandukas 0
I allways knew that sitting on the girls lap is a bad idea!
DocBastard 40
Good thing he didn't try to sit on your face. You'd probably be asphyxiated before he clobbered you.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
This is a Jr. High Boy, right?
beccis 0
Well, I was kidding around with my boyfriend this saturday. He lifted me and had the intention to throw me in the bed. Instead he threw me so my head hit the radiator so I started to bleed and had to make stitches at the hospital. But, it's definitely not a FML: he sure felt more bad than I did (pain is temporary) and he worried so much for a few stitches. I've never seen him like that. So, your boyfriend, did he just ignore you? I mean, you feel it's necessary to put it here because of an accident? Maybe I'm sensitive, but some of these FML's aren't FML's.
DakotaCat 4
He decided to be cute by throwing snowballs atcha, then he decided to be funny by sitting on you, what now? Is he gunna be romantic by sticking a rose up your nose?
Jrshep4187 7
shit happens.......
LemonStarship 5
It was bound to happen
TropicalTulipz 0
ohh **** that sux
Stupidpeopleanno 5
You should have Judo Flipped him, all the while screaming "who's you daddy!?!?".
hapahaole85 0
I agree completely!!
wtfiswrongwithyo_fml 0
he sounds more violent than playful. well actually he just sounds like a huge version of my toddler. don't waste your time with a toddler honey.
liinkinparkfan97 34
Or you know, it was a complete accident. Everyone is clumsy sometimes. Doesn't make us all toddlers.