Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Knackered and shattered
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
Pump it up
Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Charming
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Out of shape
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
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DocBastard 40
Are you...stupid?
leopardwilliam 22
Completely unrelated. You can't just reference something willy nilly
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Comments (102)
samsituation 11
I use to have to do that workout every day for school it was so awful
carecow 16
"Did I ever tell you, the definition of insanity?" -Vaz
iChel413 6
In all fairness, the warm up is like a workout by itself!
GhostChickens 17
I hate that workout with a burning passion. Also, I wouldn't feel too bad 'cause I know people who are buff as hell that struggled with it.
brittyboo123 35
Practice makes perfect!
ni0ve 9
insanity is tough, dont beat urself up
wvcheesehead1 9
I get winded watching the infomercial.
kms494 4
They don't call it insanity for no reason! Don't worry just work a little harder everyday!
iteenlovequotes 19
ive heard a lot of people passing out or vomiting doing Insanity. I've done it before, I love it. but just remember to go at your own pace and stay hydrated. it is hard at first but soon you'll get the hang of it :)
kat33_fml 7
Don't worry insanity is incredibly difficult. I almost vomited after I finished the first video and I'm not out of shape either. You'll get better at it OP!