Anonymous
Omaha, United States
Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Out of Shape
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Egypt
Knackered and shattered
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Pump it up
Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML
soawkward
Canada
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Squashed
United States
Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
HelpPlease
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Alice
United Kingdom
Charming
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
fthislyfe
United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Out of shape
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
a faint recollection
Goshen, United States
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
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DocBastard 40
Are you...stupid?
leopardwilliam 22
Completely unrelated. You can't just reference something willy nilly
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Comments (102)
ThePaul007 14
It happens to the best of us... Wait no it doesn't.
radical68 2
I felt the same way when I started! Just keep earring right and hydrating! Stick with it, it's worth it! :)
azhang1066 12
You should have started with something easier
WeskersSexslave 15
its okay I almost did to and I jog on a regular ):!
CharresBarkrey 16
It sounds like you unknowingly held your breath. Insanity isn't THAT hard to where it would make you pass out, especially if you're new to it and prone to taking breaks. It's almost instinct to hold your breath when you're really focusing on something else, you need to make sure you're breathing.
pinkdino911 9
Don't feel too bad. I almost did too.
Altrnate_Reality 14
and that will be me in a couple days...lol
soapmactavish82 8
I have insanity, my 5 year old can do that with me...you passed out during the warm up? I uhhh...I'm sorry to hear that...I guess
crystalponds 11
"That shit is bananas, yo!"
awilso13 8
Haha this made me chuckle. Quick side not, I too do insanity at which I'm pretty beast. The best advice I can give is don't base what you do on what you see the others in DVD do. By that I mean if they're going super fast and you can't, take it down a notch. vice versa if you can go faster, then go faster. they're human too and are not better than you.