Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Knackered and shattered
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
Pump it up
Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Charming
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Out of shape
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
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DocBastard 40
Are you...stupid?
leopardwilliam 22
Completely unrelated. You can't just reference something willy nilly
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Comments (102)
awilso13 8
P.s you're not in shape just because you're skinny or lift weights. In shape is the ability to jog 1mile 1/2 with no problem. There is a such thing as being skinny and fat at the same damn time. *future voice
sonnyrosa 32
Careful! Those workouts are mind boggling. You definitely have to work up to it... you can end up hurting yourself really badly and then you're back to square one. Careful, careful, careful.
Elle_ShellBelle 15
The informercial for that workout was a serious deterrent for me even trying. Walking push ups? I can't even do 10 stationary push ups without great difficulty. The "girl" push ups I might add. So good for you for even attempting. I hope it gets better if you decide to keep at it!!
processengineer 9
hope you didnt wake up with a sore asshole
Twigz 4
I feel like, unless you have some condition you can't help like asthma or the like that prevents you from being active, it is your fault. xD> Doesn't mean you should feel bad though! You still went for it and if you keep at it (safely, so that you don't pass out again) I'm sure everything will be dandy.
ChunkyBuiscuit 13
C'mon the warm ups aren't too hard, especially to the point of passing out.
FrankHotpants 31
That's a great workout, and it can be very challenging if your gym clothes have been laying around for a while, but you shouldn't give up, it's not suppose to be easy.
WhiteNinja2 1
I did that stuff and I'm only 15, it's not that hard unless you're seriously out of shape. Keep working at it.
silentxninja 13
The fact that you're still so young and probably have a lot of energy just means that it may be easier for you than it is for OP.
Control18 4
It's okay...I'm sure I wouldn't make it past the warmup either..
joea21 21
Someone needs more exercise