Anonymous
Omaha, United States
Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Out of Shape
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Egypt
Knackered and shattered
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Pump it up
Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML
soawkward
Canada
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Squashed
United States
Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
HelpPlease
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Alice
United Kingdom
Charming
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
fthislyfe
United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Out of shape
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
a faint recollection
Goshen, United States
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
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DocBastard 40
Are you...stupid?
leopardwilliam 22
Completely unrelated. You can't just reference something willy nilly
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Comments (102)
shadowfighter10 9
Ydi for being fat. Work out more tubby
an3ph 20
That was… insanity. …I'll let myself out.
Brilliant66star 17
Know your own limits. YDI.
roadie42 21
Yep, know your limits, so you can absolutely ******' destroy them. Keep at it, OP - it's wicked difficult at first, but the results are so worth it.
WildWonder808 14
Hey at least you tried!
itsnotyourfault 9
I know your not supposed to judge something by its cover.... But if that cover reads insanity, I'm already out that door!
littleric92 12
Insanity is no joke. I did insanity for awhile it's tough. You can do it.
MisterEx 28
If I can do it, OP, you can!! J/k the most intense workout I did in my life was playing chess.
xvicklepicklex 14
Don't feel bad. Insanity is crazy hard. just keep at it and you'll get better. :)
Ahriannah 8
I'll probably get Doreen votes for this...but were you high...i know Gus going into recon who can barely handle insanity....oh hell no....but props for attempting
graceinsheepwear 34
Who is Doreen? Who is Gus, for that matter?
Llama_Face89 34
I can't get past the second week...and I swim all the time and am in decent shape...