Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Knackered and shattered
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
Pump it up
Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Charming
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Out of shape
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
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DocBastard 40
Are you...stupid?
leopardwilliam 22
Completely unrelated. You can't just reference something willy nilly
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Comments (102)
Flying_Camel 9
I do insanity and i can personally say those workouts are rough. You were probably dehydrated OP, don't take it hard on yourself.
gregnc_fml 18
It's tuff, but you can do it if you do what you can at your own pace.
Turock27 7
Just breathe. Thats the key
Futacy 30
I've gotten into shit like that from P90X, but not nearly as extreme though.
davincidasecond 24
I've done a workout before and it was REALLY difficult. And this is coming from a relatively in-shape person. Don't be discouraged OP.
paramorevfan 15
Hey, I understand. I do an Insanity class five days a week, and even still get dizzy during the warmups. It's all about taking breaks.
ash1rose 11
Dude you at least tried. Props to you for that!
asherm 15
I probably would too. I'm not fat, but not conditioned. Stick with it, take breaks if you need to and you'll work your way up. I'm on day 2 of squat, abs and arms challenges- after not working out for long time. Walking a little funny, but I'll get there lol. Good luck OP!
MissBoo111 21
I know it's REALLY hard OP! Not for everyone, don't feel bad! It's probably amazing you got that far!!
wachunga 15
Those workouts are ridiculous! It took me a week to recover from one!