Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Knackered and shattered
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
Pump it up
Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Charming
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Out of shape
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
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DocBastard 40
Are you...stupid?
leopardwilliam 22
Completely unrelated. You can't just reference something willy nilly
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Comments (102)
cieloalicia 16
Why is your life ******? Just do smaller workouts until you are able to keep up
JasonUMN 15
You can't just expect to be able to do the entire workout at once without doing any work before hand to get ready. Just start smaller next time and be happy that you are actually working out.
BlissfulLiss 18
Baby steps OP. Start with sane workouts and overtime work your way to crazy.
cosicosei 22
This sounds like a tough mudder competition! Brutal things...
punkyboy 11
that whole workout must have been pretty insane
FitForFun 11
It's a great workout once you get used to it, I beat it and I have done nothing but improve since then. I really hope you don't give up, it beat the crap out of me at first too. Plus now that I have the shirt I feel on top of the world.
skyyyy01 11
The second month is really insane. But good for you for getting your t shirt it is a real commitment
Beckei 18
In all fairness, it is pretty tough...
skyyyy01 11
Well in OPs defense it tells beginners to take a water break if it is their first time and they feel fatigued.
brainymes 30
You tried, and that's what counts.
AboveAll04 14
well I guess you won't be working out with LMFAO anytime soon!
Twigz 4
who would want to.